I am Patrick, I am new to this.
Hey look
I did absolutely everything last minute, and slept very little. This happens quite often, and quite frankly it’s worth it. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Yahoo answers can provide entertainment
Lady:My boyfriend keeps telling me to make me a sandwich and Its sexist and I need something witty…Anyone have any good comebacks?
Winner: You’d best come back with a goddamn sandwich
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Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it.
Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire.
See but with Harry Potter we could be like,
“Yeah I remember eating chicken like a motherfucking boss when Ron Weasley did that.”
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